Thursday, January 13, 2011

Uh Oh

Stevo just told me that he had several perfect murder weapons and plans already set out for me...I am worried...

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  1. Context: This occurred after Danny attacked me with a "knice" (defined by the West-Myers dictionary: n-a knife made out of ice). Ergo, I am justified in my planning for an eventual attack.

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  2. He threatened my life...it was only a joke gone wrong, which in retrospect was a bad idea, but he won't forgive me... plus he threatened me as soon my joke ended, which means that they were preconceived (which Stephen by the way is anywhere from life in prison to the death penalty, so you better think about that first).

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  3. Awww, I forgive you Danny. And also, as memory serves, we discussed "ideal" murder weapons for at least 60-75 seconds before I made any such "alleged" threats.

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  4. Well that's not very much time...plus isn't it the Myers-West Dictionary...

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  5. Time enough....and of course not, it's in the West-Myers Dictionary (Revised Edition)

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  6. Ummm they definitely do stuff like this in alphabetical order Stevo...duhhh its the Myers-West dictionary.

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  7. Well, we're going against the status-quo here

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  8. I refuse and unless you go with my way I will not allow our dictionary to be published.

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  9. And we all know who is on the supreme court...

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