Wednesday, April 27, 2011

The End of the Beginning

So, as all of you probably know,
The school year is nearly at it's end.
Back to our homes we have to go,
but Stephen will always be my friend.

Please, do not have any fear.
We have signed for a town home,
That we will live in next year.
We might bring a garden gnome.

I do plan on having a few plants in my room;
Probably blackberries cuz they do taste so YUM.
So that I can munch on them oft, after they bloom,
And when I have them my days will never be glum.

Please do not be filled with anxiety
I will make sure to keep you aware.
Of anything worth notoriety,
Cuz I appreciate how much you care.

So for now this is my ado.
to me and stevos beginning
but definitely not to you
I hope that I leave you grinning

Monday, April 18, 2011

Hey Ho

So me and and my Stevo parkoured to the C-store and back tonight...I'm not gunna lie...we were pretty good.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

He Really is a Genius

So he showed me how to prove that 2=1 so i thought I'd share it with yall.
a=b
multiply both sides by a and you get:    (a^2)=ab
subtract b squared from both sides and you get:    (a^2)-(b^2)=ab-(b^2)
factor that and you get:    (a-b)(a+b)=b(a-b)
then divide both sides by (a-b) and you get:    a+b=b
since a= b substitute it back in and you get:    b+b=b
and therefore:    2b=b
divide both sides by b and you get:    2=1
taddaaah he is a genius...if you figure out why or why not this works post,
unless you have seen it before,answer with a comment.

Friday, February 11, 2011

I Win

Stevo," My children are going to be messed up." ... Enough said.

Sunday, February 6, 2011

I Win + Rhymin'

So last Thursday when Stevo was fast asleep,
A little bit I did creep.
Because he sat up real quick,
I wanted to see if he was sick.
I then quickly realized that he was not,
but was still sound asleep on his little cot.
So I decided to have fun as I always do,
and began to talk to him to see if he would talk too.
No vocal response did I e'er recieve,
but I had a break through on that eve;
"Open!" I proclaimed,
and I saw his eyes shoot open as if they were tamed.
I then shouted for them to immediately close,
they obeyed. Was it magic or what not, who knows?
This went on for a while, "Open, Close, Open, Close!"
but all fun has to end and he went into a deeper doze.
If you are a doubter that does suppose
that this is a poem made purely for prose,
Then ask my dear friend Joel down the hall
 whom I told after this all did befall.
He will vouch for me and he also gave me a thought
to next time record it on my cell phone I just bought.
With that I'll leave you til the next time,
I might just brighten this blog with another rhyme.

-an original poem by Danny Myers

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Monday, January 24, 2011

I Win

Shhhh don't tell Stevo...I'm about to go to bed...and beat him by like an hour, because its only 11:12 right now...lets see if he notices.