The Beginning of Bag End

So as some of you know I have been in solitary confinement for the past week due to the fact that Stevo had not moved in. He had not moved in, because we did not have internet... So I was stuck with solitary and a few allowed phone calls and texts. One would think that times like that would make me more studious, but the problem is that the world has changed. Many small children nowadays might even consider it camping (ps I really wanna go legit camping sometime soon so text me if you'll come with me). All of my assignments were online and so I could not even do that. Regardless of the past I now step forward. School is officially in session, cuz Stevo is here. While we cannot agree on many things, we can agree that it shall be named Bag End (his idea, brilliant ehh)...He called me Frodo earlier, so I guess he's Bilbo. Welcome to the beginning of [the] Bag End

Good friends make good times

So i got back late last night and Stevo along with lots of other good friends came over for breakfast today... thank guys i missed y'all a lot and had a lot of fun this morn... and I will continue to  miss you seeing as I leave again in 20 minutes

The End of the Beginning

So, as all of you probably know,
The school year is nearly at it's end.
Back to our homes we have to go,
but Stephen will always be my friend.

Please, do not have any fear.
We have signed for a town home,
That we will live in next year.
We might bring a garden gnome.

I do plan on having a few plants in my room;
Probably blackberries cuz they do taste so YUM.
So that I can munch on them oft, after they bloom,
And when I have them my days will never be glum.

Please do not be filled with anxiety
I will make sure to keep you aware.
Of anything worth notoriety,
Cuz I appreciate how much you care.

So for now this is my ado.
to me and stevos beginning
but definitely not to you
I hope that I leave you grinning

Hey Ho

So me and and my Stevo parkoured to the C-store and back tonight...I'm not gunna lie...we were pretty good.

He Really is a Genius

So he showed me how to prove that 2=1 so i thought I'd share it with yall.
a=b
multiply both sides by a and you get:    (a^2)=ab
subtract b squared from both sides and you get:    (a^2)-(b^2)=ab-(b^2)
factor that and you get:    (a-b)(a+b)=b(a-b)
then divide both sides by (a-b) and you get:    a+b=b
since a= b substitute it back in and you get:    b+b=b
and therefore:    2b=b
divide both sides by b and you get:    2=1
taddaaah he is a genius...if you figure out why or why not this works post,
unless you have seen it before,answer with a comment.

I Win

Stevo," My children are going to be messed up." ... Enough said.

I Win + Rhymin'

So last Thursday when Stevo was fast asleep,
A little bit I did creep.
Because he sat up real quick,
I wanted to see if he was sick.
I then quickly realized that he was not,
but was still sound asleep on his little cot.
So I decided to have fun as I always do,
and began to talk to him to see if he would talk too.
No vocal response did I e'er recieve,
but I had a break through on that eve;
"Open!" I proclaimed,
and I saw his eyes shoot open as if they were tamed.
I then shouted for them to immediately close,
they obeyed. Was it magic or what not, who knows?
This went on for a while, "Open, Close, Open, Close!"
but all fun has to end and he went into a deeper doze.
If you are a doubter that does suppose
that this is a poem made purely for prose,
Then ask my dear friend Joel down the hall
 whom I told after this all did befall.
He will vouch for me and he also gave me a thought
to next time record it on my cell phone I just bought.
With that I'll leave you til the next time,
I might just brighten this blog with another rhyme.

-an original poem by Danny Myers